Period 4 AP Calculus at Shorecrest High School. Going hard, as usual. Featuring DJ nDeriv on that nasty beat, Indefinite hittin those vocals, and MC TI-83 rapping bars for days. #UnderTheCurve presents the Calculus Rap from Songs in the Key of F(x). Lyrics Below.
Lyrics:
Verse 1:
What you know about CALCULUS?
Sit down, take notes, we have much to discuss,
Learning how to graph, it's a must
I got my handy dandy TI-84 PLUS,
Plus, I got integrals for millennia,
Trigonometry, that's not a dilemma,
Rate of change, that's not overdone
I hit the slope on them, now it's rise over run,
Fundamental Theorems, Incremental Points,
I have derivatives in my joints,
Your function is just bounded, mine has no limit,
From left, right, up, down, or involving what is infinite,
I'm an expert with asymptotes, you fear them,
You're barely intermediate, like my value theorem,
Hater, you're like a calculator, just numerical,
I'm accurately algebraic, and I'm spherical,
Like the unit circle, or an ellipse,
AP Statistics, you cannot touch this.
Chorus 1:
Whatchu know about Calculus?
We spit fire that's continuous...
Whatchu know about Calculus?
We don't bite so come study with us...
Whatchu know about Calculus?
Verse 2:
Period 4, B5, is in the building, swagger on a hundred, thousand, trillion
This is equal to one-quintillion,
I'm the Pres of math club, you're just a civilian,
Why your functions so limited and primitive,
I'm in my prime, like a derivative,
Velocity equals delta X over delta T,
There's a hole in your graph, that's a discontinuity
Theories like Einstein, that's why you're scared,
To MCs I'm E, you see, I'm you squared,
I'm going exponential, call me growth,
You call that a proof, that's a joke,
When it comes to calculus, I'll be your savior,
I'm always positive, like my end behavior.
Chorus 2:
Whatchu know about Calculus?
We spit fire that's continuous...
Whatchu know about Calculus?
We don't bite so come study with us...
We like math, so please don't hate,
We spit fire at a continuous rate...
Whatchu know about Calculus?
Verse 3:
You know I'm on that Calculus, that algebra, that integral, that table,
That cosine, displacement, that power rule, and chain rule,
I got my nDeriv, extremum, sequence and series,
My polynomials, my x, y, and z axes
Sharpened number two, I make my point's pre-cise,
And I've counted to infinity, twice,
Dominating this math game, monopoly,
Come find me with a protractor, isosceles,
Conquering integrals without any fear, yo,
So much swag we can divide by zero,
Slope undefined, but I got sine, no doubt
Coming for you like Sir Isaac, peace, P4 out.
Chorus 3:
Whatchu know about Calculus?
We spit fire that's continuous...
Whatchu know about Calculusssssss?
