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# THRIFT SHOP Parody: "Math Shop" — AP Calculus BC

Xuất bản 28/06/2016
original track: "thrift shop (feat. wanz)" by macklemore LYRICS: (Hey Ishimoto, can we do some calculus?) I'm gonna do some math, only got a calculator in my pocket, I— I— I'm graphin', lookin' for the zeros, this function is awesome! Walk up to the test like, "Waddup? I got a good shot!" Look down at the questions, there's no question if I'll pass or not. Calculate, integrate, damn that's some easy s***, people like, "Dang! That's a chain rule derivative!" Rollin' in, got no sleep, headed to that plastic seat, runnin' hella fast, gotta make it 'fore the bell rings, people barely make it in, door shuts with a 'clink,' prob'ly shoulda been here early, now I'm locked out on the street?! (nooooo!) But dang, it was seven twenty-six! Swappin' it, droppin' it, really think that I be rockin' it, scorin' up on those problems other people have been floppin' on, but me and Ishi kickin' it man, I was uppin' and learnin' and raising my grade point and I'm hecka happy that's a B+, ish! I'mma try and substitute! I'mma try and integrate! No, for real, Ishimoto, can I have some batteries? (thank you!) Related rates, you differentiate it. Volumes of revolution, switchup, integrate it. They had a broken TI, I bought a broken TI, I bought a Wolphram Alpha, then I bought a Hewlett-Packard. Hello, hello, L'Hôpital, my fellow, this function's limit ain't gonna work, HELL no! I'm gonna do some math, only got a calculator in my pocket, I— I— I'm graphin', lookin' for the zeros, this function is awesome! I'm gonna do some math, only got a calculator in my pocket, I— I— I'm graphin', lookin' for the zeros, this function is awesome! What they know 'bout rockin' those things past chapter 6? What they knowin' about polar and sequences? I'm diggin', I'm diggin', I'm searchin' for something vital, so many notes up in my book it's like the bible! Thank your teacher for giving you everything that you need, 'cause trust me you'll be wishin' that you had taken heed. Up in the textbook you can find me in chapter 9, I'm not— I'm not sick of lookin' in that section, chapter 9. My grammy, my aunty, my mama, my mammy, they look at my homework and they got no idea, it's uncanny! The built-in functions that are on my calculator, I hit them and they do the work for me, calculate it! People be like, "Oh, I want the new version!" I'm like, "Yo, that's thirty dollars for a Barron book." Newer edition, let's do some simple addition: thirty dollars for a book, that stuff's on the internet! I call that getting swindled and pimped! I call that getting tricked by the College Board! That book's hella dough! But it costs just as much as the six other brands in this bookstore! "Hey girl, come take a look at my test score." Trynna get girls with a brain? Man you hella won't! Man you hella won't! (function... doin' math... yeaahhh!) I'm gonna do some math, only got a calculator in my pocket, I— I— I'm graphin', lookin' for the zeros, this function is awesome! I graphed that function's slope. It looks incredible! Look at that asymptote, you know it's exponential growth! I graphed that function's slope. (derivative!) It looks incredible! (aw yeah!) Look at that asymptote, (bigass derivative!) you know it's logistic growth! I'm gonna do some math, only got a calculator in my pocket, I— I— I'm graphin', lookin' for the zeros, this function is awesome! (Aw, I forgot the "+C")