Dedicated to Camire's 2010 Calculus seniors.
Lyrics:
Wake up in the mornin' I've got math on my brain
I get these problems in my head I guess it's hard to explain
Grab a pencil and a paper find a comfortable spot
'Cause when I start my algorithms I ain't gonna stop
I'm talkin' findin' those maxs and mins, mins
Fundamental theorem, rem
Plugin those values in, in
A table testin' around those CV's
Integration from A to B
Gonna get a little bit tricky
I won't stop till I drop, gonna blow this function up
To night Imma fight till those intercepts are mine
Tik tok round the clock but the solving don't stop, no
Zero wha oh, over Zero wha oh
Math geek, That's me not a problem I can't beat
Don't fight I'm right, and I did it in my mind
I won't lie, I've memorized 25 digits of pi
3.14159265
I ain't ever had the need to reach for my calculator
There ain't a problem I can't solve with just my pencil and paper
And while those dudes in algebra are learnin' bout SOHCAHTOA
I'm graphing in the third dimension with my Ticonderoga
I'm talkin' unit circle on my back, back
My calc book on my lap, lap
Got scrap paper in a stack, stack
I'm goin' fast till my stomach growls, growls
Or those asymptotes slow me down, down
Asymptotes slow me down, down
Tope tope slow me down
I won't stop till I drop, gonna' blow this function up
Tonight Imma fight till those intercepts are mine
Tik tok round the clock but the problem don't stop, no
Zero wha oh, over Zero wha oh
Oh no here it goes, what to do I do not know
I will try to derive but the problem isn't right
Maybe, I will see if it's done implicitly
Oh no oh whaoh, no oh whaoh
I integrate up, I derive down
But sadly there is no answer found
This problem's hard, its got me know
I call my friend he can help me
I integrate up, I derive down
But sadly there is no answer found
The door bell rings
I let him in
I let him in
The solution can't hide when I walk in
I won't stop till I drop, gonna' blow this function up
Tonight Imma fight till those intercepts are mine
Tik tok round the clock maybe resort to a plot, no
Zero wha oh, over Zero wha oh
I see, OMG, It's an Ln with and e
U prime over U that's exactly what I'll do
My friend thanks again
I could get it in the end, I'm
Oh woo wa K , Oh woo wa k
Music credited to Ke$ha's Tik Tok
