Best I Ever Had by Drake- Math parody
You know a lot of classes be...thinkin’ my songs are about them. This is not to get confused. This one’s for you...
[chorus]
Homework is my everything, 100's all I ever wanted
I could study real hard, harder than you ever done it
I'm on top of everything, other students never done it
I'll study forever, I swear, I could spend ages on it
Especially for math, everytime I do it right
More math problems, I know it, I'll have more fun tonight
My teacher praises me, that I am so bright
And I say the same thing every single time
Mr. Douglas is the Best, Douglas is the best
Douglas is the best, Douglas is the best
A Russian CIA, a Russian CIA, a Russian CIA, a Russian CIA
Mr. Douglas is the...
[first verse]
Know I have a calc test,
Call me and I won't pick up
Put my face into the book, you know I have my coffee cup
I be stayin' up, shawty I be stayin' up
I be hittin' all the notes and I already wrote 'em up
And you don't even have to ask twice,
I can find the chance of rolling 2 on a 6-dice
Prob-a-bi-li-ty is so important to the math life
Events and outcomes I just did that in the past life
Cosine, tangent, sine- solve in radian
Use the law of co-o sines, and then you gotta plug it in
Sinusoidal waves and they just vibrate off my violin
Unit circle, period, and sohcahtoa when I'm home
I'm always studying in my bedroom,
Never do induction without using what you should assume
And until I can't prove it, I'm the one that never gets confused with
[chorus]
Homework is my everything, 100's all I ever wanted
I could study real hard, harder than you ever done it
I'm on top of everything, other students never done it
I'll study forever, I swear, I could spend ages on it
Especially for math, everytime I do it right
More math problems, I know it, I'll have more fun tonight
My teacher praises me, that I am so bright
And I say the same thing every single time
Mr. Douglas is the Best, Douglas is the best
Douglas is the best, Douglas is the best
A grown-up Teddy bear, a grown up teddy bear, a grown up teddy bear, a grown up teddy bear
Mr. Douglas is the…
[second verse]
Yeah, that Trig is cooler that yo’ popsicle
Three, Four, Five, I be solvin’ up my triangles
When I ace this class, people be askin’ for my picture
Wishing they were me, the favorite of Douglas comma Mister
Let’s solve equations but subs-tutin’ ain't the issue
Gaussian elimination to reduce the initial
Call me the referee cause I make math so official
Finding the answers to x and y makes me wanna whistle
A Limacon or lima bean?
Yeah, there’s polar functions in my dreams
Rectangular conversions in my sleep
Wait, what? I don’t sleep! I go all the way til’ a.m. three
I declare the library a hot spot
Every single day, I be eatin’ without gettin’ caught
I do it FOR THE WIN so I’ll always be on top
Disapprove? Don’t. You’ll see my vectors make it hot
[chorus]
Homework is my everything, 100's all I ever wanted
I could study real hard, harder than you ever done it
I'm on top of everything, other students never done it
I'll study forever, I swear, I could spend ages on it
Especially for math, everytime I do it right
More math problems, I know it, I'll have more fun tonight
My teacher praises me, that I am so bright
And I say the same thing every single time
Mr. Douglas is the Best, Douglas is the best
Douglas is the best, Douglas is the best
He has some stylish ties, has some stylish ties, has some stylish ties, has some stylish ties
Mr. Douglas is the Best, Douglas is the best
Douglas is the best, Douglas is the best
He owns them asymptotes, owns them asymptotes, owns them asymptotes, owns them asymptotes
Mr. Douglas is the Best
[bridge]
Uh, ah yeah
See this the type of song you gotta dedicate to somebody
Just make sure they that radical someone
Young student, or fly teacher
You know who you are, I got you
